ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

rifa:

for-redheads:

Professor X and Magneto

THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TOGETHER IT HURTS ME

shuckl:

rollinboy:

what the fuck
im trying to look up dangan ronpa and this????
who searched this on my computer???????????????????//

shuckl:

rollinboy:

what the fuck

im trying to look up dangan ronpa and this????

who searched this on my computer???????????????????//

image

Anonymous asked: 1, 11, 17, 18, 22, 24, 25, 28, 29, 43, 57, 73, 90, 92

Thank you so much for asking me stuffff

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
-nope

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
-I don’t think there’s anyone i don’t trust

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
-some peoples

18. The last time you felt broken?
-when aren’t i? Idk

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
-naw. dolphins

24. What do you want right this second?
- July 4 weekend

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
-I’d probably die

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
-boom boom boom let me hear you say wayho

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
-I miss my family in Canada

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- every day -~-

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
- I don’t want to

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- yeah

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
- i think if you know you’re with the right person then it’s ok

92. Do you want to get married?
- I think yes

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destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

Hi, my name is Keven and I am not a boy. Enjoy muh blarg.